Quote War!

Me and my older sister often will quote anime's (she doesn't read much manga). Usually we quote Dragon Ball Z. because we used to do such as children. Recently on face book, starting with a status of mine a few weeks ago, we have been going back and forth on each others profiles posting quotes. Kind of a battle of funny quotes. I have determined that i have won. due to her flawed quotes (which i will be providing corrections to them on here). I am going to post our quote battle :) i hope you enjoy our nerdy humor.
...so i was aboot to copy and paste all of these and i realized i started it XD

Me  (status):          Goku: look vegeta is people popcorn 
                             Vegeta: what is he on ??

Me  (on her page): Whats a Goku??? 

Her (comment):      Krillin: I know you, your hokeypokey!

Me (comment):   THE NAMES YAJIROBE YOU NEAR SIGHTED CUEBALL HEAD!

Her (comment):      what's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? ..One sells watches and 
                              one watches cells!

                              Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to the other side!!!!

Me (comment):  Why did the chicken cross the road?... It was to far to fly!*king kai stunned*It
                            was to far to fly! *king kai burst out laughing*

Her(on my page): Men? In pink? I'm a warrior not a bouquet of flowers!-Vegeta 
                                              **** THIS QUOTE  IS WRONG!

                               correction: V: "What in the...is this some kind of joke?"
                                                 B: "Is what a joke?"
                                                 V: "These garmets that you left...are they for a man or a woman.  They're 
                                                 PINK!!"
                                                 B: (laughs) "Come on.  It's the style here."
                                                 V: "Men in pink.  How bizarre.
                                                 *Bulma winks at the group and they all begin to laugh.*
                                                 V: "This is ridiculous.  I'm a warrior not a...a variety of flower."
                                                  B: "Well, you smell good.
                                                 * They all start laughing again*.

                               **Quoted from : http://princevegeta.150m.com/Quotes.html   

Me(comment): Vegeta: I would rather die then fuse with you Kakarot! Goku: But Vegeta, your 
                          already dead
 *OVER*

So what do u think? did i win?  I think so! *nodds* yes :) :D